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When Ken starts his day late for a very important presentation at work, he has no idea how much this small mistake will change the rest of his life. Soon enough, the handsome man is having several platonic encounters with a Unicorn Butt Cop, his bigfoot boss, and a shirtless dinosaur librarian.
Eventually, Ken finds himself on a dinner date with the muscular dinosaur, feasting on a home cooked meal as the two enjoy each other’s presence. But is their connection simply friendship? Or something romantic?
One thing’s for sure, it’s definitely not sexual; and that’s okay!
This important tale is 4,100 words of blossoming friendship and possible non-sexual romance between buds, including learning about each other, sharing a home cooked meal, and a powerful love that is just as important with or without sex.
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World famous author, Luck Dingle, needs a vacation. Taking a break from the cold of Billings, Luck travels to Hawaii only to discover that the sentient, physical manifestation of his latest book, Not Pounded In The Butt By Anything And That’s Okay, has embarked on a similar journey.
Having only existed for a few days, Not Pounded In The Butt By Anything And That’s Okay is struggling to understand his asexuality and needs some time to clear his head. Little does the book know, Luck and him are more similar than it seems, and soon enough the two are embarking on a journey of strictly platonic, non-sexual romance.
Together, these companions will discover that it’s okay to be exactly who you are, and that there’s no wrong way to define your sexuality, asexuality, or anything in between.
This important tale is 4,300 words of blossoming friendship and non-sexual romance between buds, including learning about each other, sharing a hike, and growing a powerful love that is just as important with our without sex.
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"By creating an online community in which his particular outlook — what he calls his “unique way” — is not just accepted but celebrated, Mr. Tingle has delivered a strong rebuke to the intolerant forces that used him as a prop in attacking diverse voices in the sci-fi world.”
- The New York Times
"The book's real, the review's real and I've finally found something to laugh about in this whole terrible mess.”
- J.K. Rowling on "Pounded By The Pound"
"Well Doctor, we obviously have a very magical connection. I love all your ideas, and I would say that handsomest dinosaur is Handsome Doctor."
- Jeff Goldblum
"Chuck blurs the line between erotica, post-modernism, and meta-fiction. He is D.H. Lawrence, Paul Auster, and Dennis Cooper, all rolled into one and wrapped in a gi. Don't believe me? Read on, and try to resist... the Tingle."
- Lit Reactor Magazine
"Once in a generation, a literary mind comes along who’s able to express the zeitgesit of the current age with inimitable, earth-shattering clarity. The ’20s had F Scott Fitzgerald, the ’70s had Hunter S. Thompson, the ’80s had Don Delillo, and now, like a beacon shining on the horizon, comes a talent of truly ass-stounding proportions. I am speaking, of course, of bestselling e-book author Dr. Chuck Tingle."
- Death and Taxes Magazine