ARE YOU REAL?
yes
ARE YOU REALLY A DOCTOR?
yes i am a doctor of holistic massage i recieved this BIG TIME HONOR from devry university
DEVRY UNIVERSITY DOSN'T HAVE A DOCTORATE FOR HOLISTIC MASSAGE
then where was my son (name of jon) sending my assignments buddy? hes no liar get outta town
WHAT IS A TINGLER?
story by man name of chuck that tingles you. there are four types of tinglers DINOSAUR, BIGFOOT, UNICORN and LIVING OBJECT
ARE YOU AUTISTIC?
i have way of ASPERGER'S SYNDROME which made it hard to understand and relate in SOCIAL WAYS when i was a young buckaroo now i think i understand others more but i learn everyday as man name of chuck (worlds greatest author thank you)
THEN HOW ARE YOU SELF AWARE?
it is wrong to assume buckaroos with a unique way cannot be SELF AWARE or make jokes or have a jokester way. this is offensive question to many but i am okay i undertstand you did not know better you are not trying to be mean but please think on this more i think it would be a important and MEANINGFUL learning way
IS ASPERGER'S WHY YOU TALK FUNNY?
my speech is to protect my privacy as a doctor. buckaroos with asperger's syndrome can speak in typical way just like you, and i am not mad at you for thinking this but please understand it is kind of rude and maybe it is time to do bing search for asperger's syndrome so you can learn about it.
I HEARD YOU ARE SCHIZOPHRENIC
i am not, if you heard this from son jon it is probably because he does not believe it when i talk to sweet barbara or hear the call of the lonesome train. there is nothing wrong with having this way but it is not part of my unique way thanks
WHO IS SWEET BARBARA?
my frozen wife at the bottom of the lake who talks like marbles i miss her every day
HOW DID SWEET BARBARA END UP AT THE BOTTOM OF THE FROZEN LAKE?
drove there
WHAT IS THE LONESOME TRAIN?
it is the lonesome moan of UNDERSTANDING our selection of this timeline is limited. comes mostly at night but could be any time when you are thinking on deep ways.
WHAT IS THE TINGLEVERSE?
everything that exhists is in the tingleverse it is infinite timelines stacked from top to bottom although science buds (wearing open labratory robes with abs underneath could be channing tatum could be somebody else who knows buckaroo) argue about which layer is top. also we are close to the top in this timeline but i think that is debate for another day anyway every action since this timeline began has various outcomes and then every outcome has others and even more it is like a web of choices spreading out for billions of years and every one has its own timeline some are very different and some are very similar. long story short THE TINGLEVERSE is everything that exhists and THE VOID is everything that dosnt.
WHAT IS THE VOID?
think of a tube made of disks each one stacked on top of eachother that is all the timelines that have ever happened. now try to think on what is OUTISDE of this tube surrounding it THATS THE VOID BUDDY dont want to go there also sometimes it can be inbetween layers of this stack thats why timeline travel can be dangerous dont wanna get stuck in the void no way buckaroo
CAN ANYONE TRAVEL THROUGH TIMELINES?
no
CAN YOU TRAVEL THROUGH TIMELINES?
yes
WHY DO YOU LIKE CHOCOLATE MILK AND SPAGHETTI SO MUCH?
this is rediculious question CHECK PLEASE
WHO IS TRUCKMAN?
well this is complicated question in a way of LEGAL BUDS talkin shop in court probably yelling at eachother with a wooden hammer makin a racket then they realize the other buds have a pretty good point and then they start kissing as they learn eachothers bodies in a normal way. so that is first things first. but second thing to anwser question TRUCKMAN picked me up one nice after son jon said some things online that i did not like and i ran away anyway he seemed nice at first told pretty good stories but then he talked LONG and ANGRY and started to get too riled up so at truckmans truckshop (with gas tanks and a candy bark and DINER) i ran and ran and ran and truckman chased tried to stab me as a STABMAN then truckman went to jail. then after that truckman was gone for a while but he came back one night looking for man name of chuck and me and son name of jon ran and then truckman was going to get me and i cant say anything else about that says jon and jons LEGAL BUD but now TRUCKMANS GHOST lives in the walls hes not so bad dosnt try to stab me anymore so thats nice
WHO IS TED COBBLER?
devilman next door who thinks he owns the place wish hed fall in a snake pit
WHO IS KLOWY?
wife of son name of jon
ARE YOU WORKING ON A VIDEO GAME?
no. let buckaroos who asked nice if they could make big time videos game about the tingleverse and told them some ideas as man name of chuck. i am very excited about their game but i do not know much about it other than this. saw a level once and it was real neat
ARE YOU WORKING ON A TABLETOP ROLE PLAYING GAME?
yes it is done you can order here
WHERE ARE YOU FROM?
was born in HOME OF TRUTH UTAH now i live in BILLINGS MONTANA
WHAT IS A DEVILMAN?
creature of the void
WHAT IS A SCOUNDREL?
human being effected by the void in dark ways there is hope for some but not for others depends on the case thats just how the cookies crum buddy
WHAT DOES IT MEAN TO TROT?
to walk with head held high as part of the buckaroo lifestyle understanding the LOVE IS REAL across all timelines and is most powerful force in all realities
WHAT DOES IT MEAN TO SHAKE AND DROOL?
to shake and drool
WILL YOU COME TO MY CONVENTION OR OTHER PUBLIC APPEARANCE?
hope so you should email and ask
WHERE DID YOUR SONGS GO?
made two songs with ONLINE MUSIC BUD (friend of son name of jon) sayin 'hey make this sound like a trot and then have words go this way' so i was lyricman and producerman and i think songs were good but afterwards online music bud did not want to have songs online anymore and said to take down. that is fair he made them for free so i cannot say GET THOSE SONGS HECKIN BACK. so maybe sometime i will make my own songs to post but until then cant really do anything about that sorry buckaroo
HOW DO YOU MAKE A PODCAST WITH THE FOLKS FROM WELCOME TO NIGHT VALE IF YOU LIVE IN BILLINGS?
thank you i record in billings on computer with help from son jon and SAM RAND (online bud who helps with my computer way he is in city of devils but he runs many things like this website also helps with twitters and facebook and publishing pretty much everything bud he is JACK OF ALL STATES) so then i send recording to sam rand and he sends to night vale buckaroos and sometimes we talk on the phone and on email. but most of all i would like to say that it is very nice and i like how they are kind to me and understanding of my unique way and respect my privacy as a doctor
WHAT IS A TRUE BUCKAROO?
someone who lives by the buckaroo lifestyle and tries their best to prove love is real
AM I A TRUE BUCKAROO?
probably YES. unless your TED COBBLER reading this if so get the heck of my page devilman go back to driving too dang fast down the lane like your a real hot shot
WHAT ARE THE BEST WAYS TO PROVE LOVE EVERY DAY?
we all have our own UNIQUE WAY that makes you so special and important, and this also means that we all have our own way of proving love. so if you are a big time painter or even a small time painter maybe your way to prove love one day is to make a nice painting that gives love or excitement to the world it could even be a scary painting bud thats okay as long as it proves love is real. and if you are a MATHMAN solving math for a big time company you could go in and thing 'today i am going to do my best job because i care about beauty of maths way' AND if the big time company is full of devils you could say 'today i am going to quit and prove love to MYSELF' so there are so many ways. even on as a DAILY BUCKAROO you can see someone who needs help at the checkout because they forgot their wallet and say 'thats okay i can help pay this ones on me' or if someone is in a hurry you can say 'oh you can go ahead of me'. or you can donate to a charity or even just PROVE LOVE by being yourself and putting your beauitful way out into the world. so those are some idea but i bet you have a lot of good ideas about this too.
ARE YOU ALWAYS LIKE THIS?
no. sometimes i am BORSON REEMS (turn of the century alaska fisherman) and sometimes i am others. sometimes i am many people at once hope that explains well
yes
ARE YOU REALLY A DOCTOR?
yes i am a doctor of holistic massage i recieved this BIG TIME HONOR from devry university
DEVRY UNIVERSITY DOSN'T HAVE A DOCTORATE FOR HOLISTIC MASSAGE
then where was my son (name of jon) sending my assignments buddy? hes no liar get outta town
WHAT IS A TINGLER?
story by man name of chuck that tingles you. there are four types of tinglers DINOSAUR, BIGFOOT, UNICORN and LIVING OBJECT
ARE YOU AUTISTIC?
i have way of ASPERGER'S SYNDROME which made it hard to understand and relate in SOCIAL WAYS when i was a young buckaroo now i think i understand others more but i learn everyday as man name of chuck (worlds greatest author thank you)
THEN HOW ARE YOU SELF AWARE?
it is wrong to assume buckaroos with a unique way cannot be SELF AWARE or make jokes or have a jokester way. this is offensive question to many but i am okay i undertstand you did not know better you are not trying to be mean but please think on this more i think it would be a important and MEANINGFUL learning way
IS ASPERGER'S WHY YOU TALK FUNNY?
my speech is to protect my privacy as a doctor. buckaroos with asperger's syndrome can speak in typical way just like you, and i am not mad at you for thinking this but please understand it is kind of rude and maybe it is time to do bing search for asperger's syndrome so you can learn about it.
I HEARD YOU ARE SCHIZOPHRENIC
i am not, if you heard this from son jon it is probably because he does not believe it when i talk to sweet barbara or hear the call of the lonesome train. there is nothing wrong with having this way but it is not part of my unique way thanks
WHO IS SWEET BARBARA?
my frozen wife at the bottom of the lake who talks like marbles i miss her every day
HOW DID SWEET BARBARA END UP AT THE BOTTOM OF THE FROZEN LAKE?
drove there
WHAT IS THE LONESOME TRAIN?
it is the lonesome moan of UNDERSTANDING our selection of this timeline is limited. comes mostly at night but could be any time when you are thinking on deep ways.
WHAT IS THE TINGLEVERSE?
everything that exhists is in the tingleverse it is infinite timelines stacked from top to bottom although science buds (wearing open labratory robes with abs underneath could be channing tatum could be somebody else who knows buckaroo) argue about which layer is top. also we are close to the top in this timeline but i think that is debate for another day anyway every action since this timeline began has various outcomes and then every outcome has others and even more it is like a web of choices spreading out for billions of years and every one has its own timeline some are very different and some are very similar. long story short THE TINGLEVERSE is everything that exhists and THE VOID is everything that dosnt.
WHAT IS THE VOID?
think of a tube made of disks each one stacked on top of eachother that is all the timelines that have ever happened. now try to think on what is OUTISDE of this tube surrounding it THATS THE VOID BUDDY dont want to go there also sometimes it can be inbetween layers of this stack thats why timeline travel can be dangerous dont wanna get stuck in the void no way buckaroo
CAN ANYONE TRAVEL THROUGH TIMELINES?
no
CAN YOU TRAVEL THROUGH TIMELINES?
yes
WHY DO YOU LIKE CHOCOLATE MILK AND SPAGHETTI SO MUCH?
this is rediculious question CHECK PLEASE
WHO IS TRUCKMAN?
well this is complicated question in a way of LEGAL BUDS talkin shop in court probably yelling at eachother with a wooden hammer makin a racket then they realize the other buds have a pretty good point and then they start kissing as they learn eachothers bodies in a normal way. so that is first things first. but second thing to anwser question TRUCKMAN picked me up one nice after son jon said some things online that i did not like and i ran away anyway he seemed nice at first told pretty good stories but then he talked LONG and ANGRY and started to get too riled up so at truckmans truckshop (with gas tanks and a candy bark and DINER) i ran and ran and ran and truckman chased tried to stab me as a STABMAN then truckman went to jail. then after that truckman was gone for a while but he came back one night looking for man name of chuck and me and son name of jon ran and then truckman was going to get me and i cant say anything else about that says jon and jons LEGAL BUD but now TRUCKMANS GHOST lives in the walls hes not so bad dosnt try to stab me anymore so thats nice
WHO IS TED COBBLER?
devilman next door who thinks he owns the place wish hed fall in a snake pit
WHO IS KLOWY?
wife of son name of jon
ARE YOU WORKING ON A VIDEO GAME?
no. let buckaroos who asked nice if they could make big time videos game about the tingleverse and told them some ideas as man name of chuck. i am very excited about their game but i do not know much about it other than this. saw a level once and it was real neat
ARE YOU WORKING ON A TABLETOP ROLE PLAYING GAME?
yes it is done you can order here
WHERE ARE YOU FROM?
was born in HOME OF TRUTH UTAH now i live in BILLINGS MONTANA
WHAT IS A DEVILMAN?
creature of the void
WHAT IS A SCOUNDREL?
human being effected by the void in dark ways there is hope for some but not for others depends on the case thats just how the cookies crum buddy
WHAT DOES IT MEAN TO TROT?
to walk with head held high as part of the buckaroo lifestyle understanding the LOVE IS REAL across all timelines and is most powerful force in all realities
WHAT DOES IT MEAN TO SHAKE AND DROOL?
to shake and drool
WILL YOU COME TO MY CONVENTION OR OTHER PUBLIC APPEARANCE?
hope so you should email and ask
WHERE DID YOUR SONGS GO?
made two songs with ONLINE MUSIC BUD (friend of son name of jon) sayin 'hey make this sound like a trot and then have words go this way' so i was lyricman and producerman and i think songs were good but afterwards online music bud did not want to have songs online anymore and said to take down. that is fair he made them for free so i cannot say GET THOSE SONGS HECKIN BACK. so maybe sometime i will make my own songs to post but until then cant really do anything about that sorry buckaroo
HOW DO YOU MAKE A PODCAST WITH THE FOLKS FROM WELCOME TO NIGHT VALE IF YOU LIVE IN BILLINGS?
thank you i record in billings on computer with help from son jon and SAM RAND (online bud who helps with my computer way he is in city of devils but he runs many things like this website also helps with twitters and facebook and publishing pretty much everything bud he is JACK OF ALL STATES) so then i send recording to sam rand and he sends to night vale buckaroos and sometimes we talk on the phone and on email. but most of all i would like to say that it is very nice and i like how they are kind to me and understanding of my unique way and respect my privacy as a doctor
WHAT IS A TRUE BUCKAROO?
someone who lives by the buckaroo lifestyle and tries their best to prove love is real
AM I A TRUE BUCKAROO?
probably YES. unless your TED COBBLER reading this if so get the heck of my page devilman go back to driving too dang fast down the lane like your a real hot shot
WHAT ARE THE BEST WAYS TO PROVE LOVE EVERY DAY?
we all have our own UNIQUE WAY that makes you so special and important, and this also means that we all have our own way of proving love. so if you are a big time painter or even a small time painter maybe your way to prove love one day is to make a nice painting that gives love or excitement to the world it could even be a scary painting bud thats okay as long as it proves love is real. and if you are a MATHMAN solving math for a big time company you could go in and thing 'today i am going to do my best job because i care about beauty of maths way' AND if the big time company is full of devils you could say 'today i am going to quit and prove love to MYSELF' so there are so many ways. even on as a DAILY BUCKAROO you can see someone who needs help at the checkout because they forgot their wallet and say 'thats okay i can help pay this ones on me' or if someone is in a hurry you can say 'oh you can go ahead of me'. or you can donate to a charity or even just PROVE LOVE by being yourself and putting your beauitful way out into the world. so those are some idea but i bet you have a lot of good ideas about this too.
ARE YOU ALWAYS LIKE THIS?
no. sometimes i am BORSON REEMS (turn of the century alaska fisherman) and sometimes i am others. sometimes i am many people at once hope that explains well