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Ferndo loves the holidays, but the overwhelming struggle to find the perfect present for everyone that he knows is starting to get him down. While Ferndo could easily just buy several paperback copies of Chuck Tingle’s latest books, a great gift that’s available now with free shipping from Amazon Prime, Frendo heads to the mall on Black Friday instead.
Unfortunately, Ferndo is quickly swept away by the surging crowd, and nearly drowns before he’s rescued by a man in a rowboat, named Borson Reems. Eventually, Ferndo and Borson find shelter on a desert island amid this overwhelming sea of shoppers.
But Ferndo quickly learns that they’re not the only ones who inhabit this beautiful oasis at the local mall. Soon enough, he’s face to face with the handsome sentient manifestation of holiday shopping, who he’s ready to give a piece of his mind… and butt!
This erotic tale is 4,200 words of sizzling human on handsome living concept of buying and selling action, including anal, blowjobs, rough sex, cream pies, and physically manifested holiday shopping love.
DOWNLOAD POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY THE HANDSOME PHYSICAL MANIFESTATION OF HOLIDAY SHOPPING
"By creating an online community in which his particular outlook — what he calls his “unique way” — is not just accepted but celebrated, Mr. Tingle has delivered a strong rebuke to the intolerant forces that used him as a prop in attacking diverse voices in the sci-fi world.”
- The New York Times
"The book's real, the review's real and I've finally found something to laugh about in this whole terrible mess.”
- J.K. Rowling on "Pounded By The Pound"
"Chuck blurs the line between erotica, post-modernism, and meta-fiction. He is D.H. Lawrence, Paul Auster, and Dennis Cooper, all rolled into one and wrapped in a gi. Don't believe me? Read on, and try to resist... the Tingle."
- Lit Reactor Magazine
"Once in a generation, a literary mind comes along who’s able to express the zeitgesit of the current age with inimitable, earth-shattering clarity. The ’20s had F Scott Fitzgerald, the ’70s had Hunter S. Thompson, the ’80s had Don Delillo, and now, like a beacon shining on the horizon, comes a talent of truly ass-stounding proportions. I am speaking, of course, of bestselling e-book author Dr. Chuck Tingle."
- Death and Taxes Magazine