STAY HEALTHY, BUCKAROOS!
Over the last few days, Chuck has been inundated with requests to write a tingler about pounding the Coronavirus. This will not be happening, as Chuck has a firm policy about not profiting from, or making light of, natural disasters or events that are harming people on this timeline. Of course, it is also important to mine humor and joy in dark and scary places, so Chuck would like to present you with these alternatives to promotes healthy habits that keep you, and your loved ones, safe.
As you practice social distancing, please enjoy these free tinglers, available as PDF downloads. While tinglers are typically $2.99 each on Amazon, Chuck would like to encourage you to send that $3, or more, to the health based charity of your choice. Listed below are some suggested non-profits that can continue to prove love is real with your help.
DOCTORS WITHOUT BORDERS
ST. JUDE'S CHILDREN'S HOSPITAL
DIRECT RELIEF
GLOBAL GIVING
Chuck understands that with work closures, money might be tight at the moment. If this is the case, make a mental note to donate later, if possible.
Now that's finished, feel free to pour yourself a chocolate milk and curl up somewhere cozy (far from possible contagion) to enjoy.
As you practice social distancing, please enjoy these free tinglers, available as PDF downloads. While tinglers are typically $2.99 each on Amazon, Chuck would like to encourage you to send that $3, or more, to the health based charity of your choice. Listed below are some suggested non-profits that can continue to prove love is real with your help.
DOCTORS WITHOUT BORDERS
ST. JUDE'S CHILDREN'S HOSPITAL
DIRECT RELIEF
GLOBAL GIVING
Chuck understands that with work closures, money might be tight at the moment. If this is the case, make a mental note to donate later, if possible.
Now that's finished, feel free to pour yourself a chocolate milk and curl up somewhere cozy (far from possible contagion) to enjoy.
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When Tyler meets his friend Mark at the local cafe during a global pandemic, he’s horrified to witness his friend arrive without a face mask. Tyler is even more horrified to learn that Mark is an anti-mask conspiracy theorist, who believes protective face masks are used by Bill Grates to track your blood, and that wearing them will poison you with CO2.
When Mark starts making a scene it’s the last straw, and Tyler quickly drops him as a friend, but not before Mark offers an ominous warning, “that mask won’t protect you!” This is put to the test when Tyler is walking home from the cafe and is confronted by the Billings Butcher, a notorious maniac slasher. As expected, Tyler’s sentient face mask offers all the protection he could ever need. Now Tyler is looking to repay the favor with a hardcore pounding that proves love is real when you wear a mask. This erotic tale is 4,100 words of sizzling human on sentient gay face mask action, including anal, blowjobs, rough sex, cream pies and living health equipment love. DOWNLOAD PDF BELOW:
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If you have a cough you should not be leaving the house!
Good, now that’s out of the way, gather around for an incredible, erotic tale about an exhausted doctor named Buck Tangle. Buck has been working overtime as he searches for new solutions to combat the trotting plague, a virus that causes uncontrollable trotting. With no new answers, Buck turns to the supernatural, heading up to a spooky old castle in search of vampires who might have an answer. It’s here that Buck meets Count Rimble and Countess Gorba, and while they stress that the most important aspect of avoiding the trotting plague is staying home and washing you hands, they also take a moment to teach Buck about the vampire cough. This pose-like maneuver helps keep coughs and sneezes from infecting others, which is perfect for those in a house with someone they’d like to keep safe. Of course, the vampire cough is also a great way to stay healthy even after the trotting plague ends. Now Buck is looking for a way to repay these gorgeous bisexual vampires, who are proud to suck cock, not blood. As Count Rimble would say in his thick Transylvanian accent, “I vant to pound your butt!” This erotic tale is 4,200 words of sizzling bisexual human on vampire unicorn action. DOWNLOAD PDF BELOW:
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As an illness know as the trotting plague sweeps the nation, Bill is taking all the necessary precautions. The most difficult one for him to implement, however, is social distancing. At first Bill is content to simply avoid large crowds, but when he finds himself trotting, a symptom of the trotting plague, he decides to self-quarantine entirely.
It’s not easy to cease all in-person social activity, especially when Bill has three upcoming dates this weekend. As the dates arrive at his house and Bill turns them away, however, he beings to realize just how understanding his loved ones are in this time of crisis. He also realizes just how much he’s going to get done over the next few weeks, and discovers that there are much worse fates than some time on his own. After not getting pounded by anything while he practices responsible social distancing, Bill discovers the most important date of all was a date with himself. This no sex tale is 4,100 words of self-quarantine action, including learning safe habits, respecting boundaries, and doing your part for the health and safety of others. (Important author's note: In story, unlike cover, dinosaur does not come inside) DOWNLOAD PDF BELOW:
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Most people think of habits as harmful problems worth breaking away from, but there are plenty of good habits, too! Kara would love to start washing her hands, but it’s simply not a part of her daily routine. Unfortunately, this lack of care ends up infecting Kara with a variety of illnesses.
Fed up with her own unhealthy ways, Kara sets out to make sure she doesn’t forget this important hygiene task, by meeting up with the beautiful physical manifestation of washing her hands! Now Kara and this living concept are wrapped up in a hardcore lesbian encounter that neither of them is soon to forget! This erotic tale is 4,400 words of sizzling human on lesbian hand washing action and hardcore healthy habit love. (Emetophobia warning. This story has two moments before the erotic section where a character is sick and throws up) DOWNLOAD PDF BELOW:
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